how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food
One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not.
You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.
But look deeper and you will see an outsider who does not belong, a man of two worlds. This tears him apart, the constant battle between what he thinks and what he feels.
windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages
"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"
"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"
"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"
best friends 4 life rocket and groot
i am cracking up more the longer i look at this
"STOP DANCING, IT’S AWFUL."
"IT ISN’T WHAT I’D CALL AN IDEAL SOCIAL HUB"
"FUCK THAT SENTIMENT"
c r y i n g
HERE IS MY SHIT, AND YET IT REMAINS UNFLIPPED.